erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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