I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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