But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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