But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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