At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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