I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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