No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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