I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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