Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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