I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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