soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
