she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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