once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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