sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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