# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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