sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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