that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
