I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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