This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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