you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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