I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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