I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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