you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
false alarm. still invincible.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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