If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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