stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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