at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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