found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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