Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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