careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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