We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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