Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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