He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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