we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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