how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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