If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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