I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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