She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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