The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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