he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize