Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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