i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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