just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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