my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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