rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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