only if we run a train.
done.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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