I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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