We're like a lot better than the average bears
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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