During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We left the knife in your bed.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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