shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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