Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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