i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
