No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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