I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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