I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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